UNKNOWN WHITEHOUSE COMIC
Need a laugh today? Ok Ok. To fight any trade wars I came up with a new product, that can be made in America.
Through our Attorneys we secretly meet with Whitehouse attorneys, pass the information, and offered the President a 5% Royalty because he has proven to the United States and around the World that he has more shit to offer than any one individual on earth. But keep this to yourself, okay?
*BROWNIES TOILET PAPER*
Each sheet is thick enough to absorb the most crap ever.
Only comes in Brown color, easy to spot in any bathroom.
Terrific to decorate around the area immediately before the President speaks to the Nation. Or For New Years Celebration.
And most of all, in case of the runs, it can be used immediately to wipe up any mess. We are working on a proto type men’s underwear, called Brownies Briefs. Before trips or standing before a Judge, or a Prosecutor, if an accident is about to happen, at least you will be ready for it.